"Meme" Post

My friend Jamie "tagged" me to post a "meme" post all about me, and specifically 5 gross things. I realized while doing this that I'm really not that gross. I had a very hard time coming up with things (except 5, which I purposely put last:)

1. I hardly ever clean my hairbrushes. I don't know why. I'm really meticulously neat about everything else but my brushes always have tons of hair in them. I guess that really is pretty gross.

2. When I was younger, I used to occassionally clean under my nails with my teeth (like while I was biting them). I still bite my nails, which I think is gross.

3. Sometimes I like the smell of my natural body odor. Not like bad B.O. or anything, but just if I've worked out and sweated, or if I haven't taken a shower yet on the weekends... like the natural not-covered-up-by-soap/deoderant/lotion/perfume/shampoo smell of me. I don't know if anyone else appreciates it, but it kinda makes me feel rustic or something.

4. I have a gross girly thing that happened to me. I don't mind sharing it with my girlfriends (most already know the story) but I'm not putting in on the blog. Sorry. It's really pretty gross. If you want to know, email me.

5. I often (like at least twice a week) clog the toilet. Without getting into too much detail, my body just doesn't need to go that often. So when I do go, I GO. And sometimes it's too much for the toilet to handle. Here's one of my favorite stories: when Seth and I had been dating about maybe 4 or 5 months, I finally got up to courage to GO in his apartment. And of course what should happen, but toilet clog. So I look for a plunger to try and take care of things without making a commotion and no plunger. I'm forced to ask if he has a plunger. No, followed by a lot of laughter. So I tell him to leave the bathroom door closed and DO NOT go in there. I have to run to Walgreens to buy a plunger and use it (successfully). He has never let me live that down. We still have the plunger.